hmmmmm, Halloween.
Next to me as I type this, sits a bowl of candy corn.
I do not like candy corn.
And despite this, I keep grabbing handfuls of the vile little kernels and shoving them in my mouth. Ugh. The taste of sugared plastic assaults my tastebuds. In 30 seconds I'll grab another handful, knowing full well that it's going to be the same awfulness I just experienced. Why can I not resist this candy that I despise so much?!
This happens every year.
ah, there is one redeeming quality to candy corn. You can make vampire teeth out of two of them and run around until they fall out of your mouth. Don't pretend as if you don't know what I'm talking about..... you've done this.
Happy Halloween!
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